Blind Stripper

Category: Jobs and Employment

Post 1 by trampazoid (Account disabled) on Friday, 28-May-2004 1:14:57

I wonder, if I applied to be a stripper, would I get the job even though I'm blind. I look good, and I've taken numerous dance classes. Just something I've been musing over.

Post 2 by Jesse (Hmm!) on Friday, 28-May-2004 14:55:55

You're worth more than that!

Post 3 by Emailaddressthief (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Saturday, 29-May-2004 12:17:34

heehee go for it!

Post 4 by Leafs Fan (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Saturday, 29-May-2004 12:57:52

Let us know if you decide to give it a shot.

Post 5 by JH_Radio (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 29-May-2004 23:16:43

OH geez. Never been to a strip bar myself. NOt sure if I'd want to go. Anyway, no touchers anyway, so what is the ppoint? Besides, I feel uncomfortable touching strange women I don't even have anything to do with. It just s ems, somehow wrong to me.
John

Post 6 by blink183 (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Saturday, 18-Sep-2004 1:57:03

Well just make sure you hang onto the pole for dear life! I would think the best way to do it would be with a guide dog. That way, he can show you where the pole is and you can put the tip jar around his neck. Just make sure they don't use strobe lights because you wouldn't want him to have a seizure! (yes, stolen from Crank Yankers).

Post 7 by The Wicked Witch of The East (we deserve each other) on Wednesday, 23-Mar-2005 18:16:21

Sounds great! You go girl! I'm actually a stripper my self. I strip to polka music while playing the accordion at the local yodeling club.